simply the most barely adequate there is.
when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

neontreed:

this is the funniest screenshot i ever took while playing animal crossing

your-red-coffin-awaits:

~☥☽☾☥~

your-red-coffin-awaits:

~☥☽☾☥~

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

kittilumpo:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

I want to have tantric sex with this poetic man.